why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
i’m so sorry for so many words sometimes i just think about all the people who have not been blessed with this amazing show
For everybody who’s really confused on all the gravity falls spam. This is pretty much the show.
My blog has literally turned gravity falls over night…
This explains it pretty well
everyone could learn a thing or two from this song
Dogs and Tumblr
One of these things is not like the others
this is heartbreaking
It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face.
Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?
this is terrific you nerds
"Become one with the wind`" the professor says as he tosses his students out the window.
and then the sweatpants, board games, and scary movies after party ensues